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Blogging from the C&E Seminar in DC
We'll post a couple blog entries over the coming days or early next week about some of the things we're learning as we sit in on a few of the sessions ourselves.
A strange realization……I like tattoo’s, love to admire and look at them, and watch those who have them. However, I can’t stand to have one on me! What does that mean?
Well… Tim and Waldo have already covered this.
So all I really have to add is that Pat and Steven Segal need to have a cage match… in the THUNDERDOME! The battle of the ages to see who has the best snake oil energy drink.
I’m not sure who would win actually. I mean, Pat might have High Fructose Christ syrup, but does he have the ASIAN EXPERIENCE?
Now if only Pat would start up a blues band…
You know… this is got me thinking. If the Glimmer Man and Pat Robyourson can have health drinks… I SHOULD START ONE TOO!
I’ll call it Opossom-UP.
The idea behind it will be that you’ll live forever… only look dead. Sorta like White Lightning or a zombie potion. I wonder if the sushi guy at Asian Buffet can hook me up with a little puffer venom…
I actually do hope Pat bottles his magic juice. The ads could be priceless. I wonder which catchy slogan they’ll have.
I think “Jesusade… is it in you?” would probably be too Quaker for him. Although “savor the flavor of the savior” might be acceptible. They should target county youths, hanging out in the sticks all day. Those kids are sure to need a cool refreshing can of the Lord as part of their balanced trinity. Pat could never go wrong with, “to make a hot day nice, have an Iced Christ.” It could tie in real nice with that rumored Captain America movie as well. Maybe they could have Captain American and Bible Man team up against the evil heathen hippy health drinks.
Ok… I’m done. I just wish Pat would be too. I poke Jesus in the ribs to make people luagh. He does it for money. Linus needs to wet-towel-whip that man’s ass. Problem is he’d probably like it.
Peace.
Can you keep a secret? Back in the day… I was a hardcore lightweight RPG gamer. That’s a strange thing to call one’s self I know. Might seem like a joke, but I’m serious. I call myself that because I know what a hardcore RPG gamer is. I had lots of friends of varying degrees of dedication and/or flat out addiction, and I know I’m not up to snuff. That said, I love old school RPGs. I love the epic scale, the strategy, the narrative and character development. A good RPG is like a good soap opera, it’s a guilty pleasure and that’s half the allure: the sheer amazement that you have been drawn into caring about a cluster of pixels that by today’s graphical standards would hardly be fit to make up a freckle on the face of their all too real character renderings. I played a few of them and helped out friends with a lot more. I still own the original Nintendo version of Final Fantasy among many others like Breath of Fire. I call myself a light weight because I couldn’t find it in me to dedicate the HOURS it took to beat many of these games myself, often teaming up with friends who could knock out a game in a three to six weeks. (I’ve spread some games out over the span of several years.) Still, I can talk about obscure things like how the original Final Fantasy might be in a similar if not the same world as Dragon Warrior because in one of the towns, you can find Edward’s gravestone. Edward being an important figure in Dragon Warrior, whose various possessions such as his sword and armor are the best in the game. I also know that anyone looking for a really fantastic RPG that’s been all but forgotten need look no further than the wonderful but tragic Lufia series… unless you hate puzzles with the same passion that I do.
I also own Ultima… the original… with the BASIC drawn 3D caves… and the rocket ship… yeah.
Ok… so I hope I’ve established my gaming cred. This is supposed to be a film review of sorts and I haven’t even mentioned the game - I mean movie that it’s about yet. I’m sure a lot of the above doesn’t even make a lick of sense to non-gamers, or maybe it does. An RPG is a Role Playing Game for those not in the know, and though that can apply to a lot of things…
Tell you what… I’ll do a proper geek-out on RPG gaming later. Too much time has been wasted rambling. Let’s get to the movie.
I’m sure I’ve sacred a lot of people away already. Ya probably wondering if there are six movies already made that you missed. Have they all been straight-to-video after Final Fantasy: Sprit Within or something?
Well… let me explain. (WARNING: more geeky gamer speak, but relevant this time.)
Final Fantasy was in fact originally a game back in the day. It still is so I hear. They’re working on part XII right now. The title (which is in a contest with The Never Ending Story for most silly… and winning) comes from the fact that it was an all or nothing deal. If the game flopped, the company would go under. With each following game the attitude held true (even if the situation wasn’t quite so) and the games have thus been the kings of the hill, almost always being at the forefront of the genre. Aside from this, each game has been different. Until recently with Final Fantasy X2 the games never were direct sequels. Some things carried over like giant chickens you could ride around on called Chocobos, Airships and a chacater calld Cid. Think of the sequels as being Lord of the Rings meets Sliders. Actually the games seem to have probably drawn some influence form the original Ulitma with its mix of technology in a fantasy environment. (Ulitma is generally believed to be the first computer game of the RPG genre.)
The movie Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within was a continuation of this idea of pushing technology to the limit. The underlying themes and essence of Final Fantasy is there, but it’s the furthest departure from the original themes.
So hopefully that clears up that you don’t have to worry about any other Final Fantasy titles to appreciate Advent Children. It’s a world of its own. Although there is still the question of weather you need to have played Final Fantasy VII, which this is a cinematic sequel to, in order to understand what is going on. Let’s hold off on that for the moment.
If you want a plot summery go somewhere else. I’m lazy, and if you have put up with reading this long you are probably of the ilk that need not a summery from me. Let’s get down to the nit picking.
The first thing I had a problem with are the villains in this go around. I’m sorry but I have no patience for this Bishonen stuff. A villain needs to evoke something from me to be a good villain. I need it to either scare me, make me believe they are a dangerous SOB, or they need to engage me in some other way, like leave me morally troubled about how my beliefs relate to theirs. Something, ANYTHING! These three “Remnants” do nothing for me. They are wimpy sissy boys. They don’t even evoke a real sadistic streak like some sissy boys can. They ain’t even super intellectual sissy boys. They’re just sissy boys right out of some day dreaming 16-year old girl’s sketchbook. They’re a bigger threat to the catwalk than the world. The biggest problem with this for most fans will probably be the fact that they know well what the Remnants are not living up to… Sephiroth. That guy was a badass mother. The villian of FFVII, he was cold, evil, and killed people… with a sword so long it would give Pyramid Head a boner. (Actually a lot of swords in FFVII would probably give Pyramid Head a Boner… but one thing at a time.) He had his drama moments, but he weren’t no sissy boy.
There is some reason behind the Remnants. As their name suggests, they are not normal humans, but the remains of Sephiroth. They are in a sense children. Having existed for only two years, their childish qualities are with reason… but that doesn’t really make it all ok. The characters are still underdeveloped on a script level, and behave like obnoxious Japanese super models. Too much is implied weakly where some more time alone with them would help. Some of the dialog in this is painful beyond words. I’m really not clear what age demographic they were going for.
Along with the pretty boy villains with cliché Japanese villain poses, I noticed a lot that was very dissatisfying… the monsters. WHERE THE HECK ARE THE MOSNTERS? This is FINAL FANTASY! I want monsters out of the wazoo! There are only two kinds in this film and frankly that ain’t enough. There should have at least been five… AT LEAST. There weren’t even Chocobos, and dagnabit I want me some hot Chocobo riding action! That’s the only reason to make a sequel to Final Fantasy VII. The game was perfectly conclusive. So give me some high rendered bird riding! But no… not even a feather. Also the whole film takes place in a rather isolated area, no globe spanning here. We only get a little airship action near the end and that’s just the cavalry arriving. Not much sailing the high clouds on this outing. Which would be another reason to revisit one of these classics.
So do you need to know the original game? I’d say it would help a lot. They do explain a bit, but overall this is a film for fans. There is little help offered for those in the dark as to who the cool guy in red is or what the hell is up with that cat thing with a crown on its head riding that other cat thing. They just assume you know all these cool characters that show up out of nowhere and never really bother to flesh them out.
Biggest pet peeve of all… the goddamn little girl. They always have to have obnoxious kids around to ruin a perfectly good sci-fi fantasy film, and boy did they give Jar-jar a run for his money this time. This little girl is so annoying… much violence I came to wish upon her…. She is also done more photo-realistic for some reason. I like how they chose not to go the Spirits Within rout on this film and kept the characters more fantasy-like in design, but this whiny little brat sticks out as almost photo real from a mile away, and her color pallet never seems to match up with the environment around her. She looks like she was pasted in from another movie!
This film has Tokyo pop smeared all over it. There is no real Final Fantasy drama. Those little 16-bit pixels from back in the day had more depth and originality to there performances than any of this shit. And the Godzilla-esque showdown at the ending is completely cheapened by the half-ass illogical decision made by all the other fighters NOT to help Cloud (da Hero) fight the super-evil bad guy to the death. I watched it three times hoping I missed some shard of reasoning… but the closest I found was that they had all gotten weak (though not weak enough to do some fine ass kicking just a few minutes ago) and if anything Cloud was stronger now… so having all six, or however many of them there were, help gang up one guy… when many of them had guns and the one guy didn’t… would be a bad idea… so they should let Cloud fight him ALONE… even though this ONE GUY has a box that if he opens will turn him into Sephiroth… making the world a very shitty place to be in…
Yeah… that makes sense…
And the list goes on and on. The problem with Final Fantasy is that it is EPIC. To do it right, you have to make it Peter Jackson scale EPIC… times three!
So now to feebly attempt to say nice things about it.
Ok, there are some nice things to be said actually. Cloud’s Sword(s) is crazy cool. I mean… this ain’t the big hunk of metal from the game. This thing is like a mega-ultra Power Ranger from back in the day when Power Rangers were Mighty Morphine… I mean Morphin…. This sword is a bunch of swords that interlock into a big one but can be taken apart for all kinds of coolness. The way they are held in Clouds new supped up bike… I ain’t seen a bike that sexy since Akira!
Then there is the fighting… it’s sick. Perhaps will give you motion sickness though. No really… it’s like they saw the mob fight from Matrix: Reloaded and said… Pansies. But much like that fight, as insanely cool as much of it is… there is no weight to it. No umph. It’s all CGI and in a fantasy world that don’t give a damn about physics. After a while, you don’t feel any drama with the blows…
Still… some of the most insane fighting you’ll ever see…
Also… much like Godzilla: Final Wars, I was left scratching my as to why there was so much Kung Fu Fighting. You go to Godzilla to see men in rubber suits stomp model cities, and you go to Final Fantasy for epic plots, melodrama, using magic, shooting guns (if you’re of the post VI gaming generation) and fighting monsters. Sword duels are obviously expected and some martial art brawling is more than welcome… but this movie is saturated in them. They are pretty damn cool and I’m not saying cut any of them… but give me monsters and magic! Give me FANTASY!
As mindless fun, this film has a world of cool fights. They are shallow, but very cool looking. I love the Final Fantasy games and don’t feel this does them justice. I liked Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within and feel that as radical a deviation from the gamming norm as it was, it was miles closer in sprit to Final Fantasy than this film.
Still, for mindless fun… ain’t too bad.
… and I fucking loved it!
If that statement bothers you, then like most of the films I review, you probably should not watch it. Because this film has one thing to say about things you shouldn’t say, and that’s fuck ya’all! Cause it’s going to say whatever the fuck it wants to and show you whatever the fuck it wants to and it’s not going to give a fuck what you think about it!
I had no idea Wichita had so many strip clubs…
Get the point? It’s R for a reason.
Normally that attitude does not work for me. I “got” Team America and what they were doing, and honestly… I don’t give a flip. (*GASP!* He said FLIP!) I really didn’t like the film. The idea that if you take a piss on everyone, then your not really pissing on anyone may have some logic to it in the strange realm of political correctness and satire, but I left that film with wet shoes that smelled funny. Not the funny that makes you laugh either. It was the funny like kitten ass and the Florida visitor center. I have enough trouble with general foot stank. I don’t need that on top of it.
The Ice Harvest isn’t a satire though. It’s not using that safety blanket word. It’s Harold Ramis cutting the shit. He’s not making a warm fuzzy safe comedy like the Bedazzled remake this time out. This is Harold’s dark side… and if there’s any tongue in this film’s cheek, it’s very likely to slither out of a bullet hole in its face.
If I were going to compare Ice Harvest to two films, they would be Casablanca and Pulp Fiction. It’s similar to the latter, only it’s a single story, has none of the cartooney bits and made it more substance and less style. (The film does have style though.) It’s a strange film that can make you laugh at situations like someone putting a bullet in a wife’s head and the husband being indifferent about it.
One of the things that makes Casablanca so easy to watch over and over is the layered quality that came out of the number of very different and talented writers that worked on it. There’s a bit of that in Ice Harvest as well… only… there was only one writer behind this baby, and that’s Dr. Spengler himself! This is one of the best films he’s written since Groundhog Day, yet like nothing he’s ever done before. It goes from shockingly coarse, to tear wrenchingly hilarious, to very effectively suspenseful and gruesome to flat-out one of the best noir films since Twilight.
Everybody in this is top notch with arguably the exception of Connie Nielsen. She’s the femme fatale and she’s a little to blatant about it. I’ll give her credit for her transformation since I didn’t even recognize her in this, but it felt out of place. It would be like Darth Vader wearing a T-shirt that says “I banged a senitor, fathered Luke Skywalker, joined the darkside, fell into lava helping take over the galaxy and all I got for it was a shiny helmet and this damn shirt!” all the way through episodes IV and V and expecting the audience to gasp when he says, “Luke… I AM YOUR FATHER.” The film is perfectly laid out; Connienison just needs to take off that damn shirt… uh… I mean play her character less obviously… yeah…
(What? I’m off the single wagon. The geek-sequenced leisure suit has been returned to the subterranean phone booth!)
Either way. Even if the femme fatale backstab can be seen coming a mile away… it’s handled so well I’m going to put it up there with Criss Cross as one of my favorite backstab noir moments.
John Cusack does good stuff here. I’m a die hard of his bleeding heart trench-coat films. It’s like The Cure, or Woody Allen: either you hate’em for doing the same thing a hundred times or you love’em for it. That said, this is more somewhere between Cusack’s performances in the The Jack Bull and Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. By the near end we might see Cusack give the darkest performance of his career though. However you want to tag it, I liked him in this. Everyone’s a son of a bitch in this film, and he’s a real lovable bastard.
Randy Quaid is back with avengence. I love him when he plays evil. I know I’ve said my peace already, but dag nabbit he was fantastic in Brokeback Moutain! I want more Evil Randy. (No, no. None of that watered down crap like he pulled in FLOOD a.k.a. Hard Rain a.k.a. Morgan Freeman gets to play with guns.) In the last few years he’s really learned how to scare the shit out of me, and though he’s hamming it up a tad in this, he’s still giving a taste of the good stuff.
Old Billy Bob is still one of those guys you got to just throw your tabloids out the window, shut the heck up, and admit is a damn good artist. He’s a good writer, a good actor with range, and in stuff like this, he has the good sense not to be a movie star and try to steal every scene he’s in. His antics with “THE TRUNK are hilarious, but throughout the film he plays his character on its rung. For that, I’ve got to give him respect. Really adds depth when everyone is doing their job well without worrying about upstaging. The layered effect might make this a very re-watchable film. Time will tell though.
Last but not least… Move over Jack Black… you had your Cusack humping fun, but Olivier Platt is here to show you how a real diva plays it! If you find The Platt funny… this film will make you laugh till it hurts. If you don’t find The Platt funny… this film will make you laugh even harder. This is his masterpiece. His shining moment. This is hands down the funniest shit I’ve ever seen him do. I had trouble breathing, and the tears have not come from my eyes so profusely thanks to a film since Shadowlands… only these were da happy ha-ha kind and Shadowlands were the “Bambi’s mom is… WAHHHH!” kind. Platt is great in this. He’s never been so shameless… and it’s never worked so well.
What more to add? Hmmm… I really loved this film! Not much more to say. I don’t want to spoil a bit of it. I just want to whore myself out to the cause and hope that this movie gets a lot of attention. It totally slipped past my radar. Walked right past it for four sweeps at the rental. Then finally I grabbed it.
I sat down with perhaps all the wrong members of my family to watch a film with this much stripper action and foul language, and by the end we were laughing, cheering, and even talking about buying it. How many movies can you say that about?
Mr. Ramis… this new direction for you… good stuff. Hope we get more. I love me some noir and this is tasty, tasty stuff.
What’s a UVA blog without a few quotes from TJ (oops…Mr. Jefferson)?
I am not an advocate for frequent changes in laws and constitutions, but laws and institutions must go hand in hand with the progress of the human mind. As that becomes more developed, more enlightened, as new discoveries are made, new truths discovered and manners and opinions change, with the change of circumstances, institutions must advance also to keep pace with the times.
I think admission is long overdue for some changes. The first two Deans with whom I worked were anti-early action and decision and I agreed. To have applications done by November 1st, most students will have to get applications completed while they’re still adjusting to a new set of teachers and possibly a heavier workload if they’re carrying a full load of AP/IB courses in the senior year. It seems like a horrible time to expect students to take some time to write brilliant essays and to expect teachers to write amazing recommendations.
When I came to UVA, I changed my stance a bit. Early decision seemed like a great way for students who were absolutely in love with the place to possibly get a positive admission decision early and not have to fill out appications to other schools. However, at every gathering of prospective students come comments that make me revert back to my earlier opinion of the early process.
“I heard out of state students have to apply early.”
“I heard to get into Architecture, you need to apply early.”
“I heard early decision applicants must have a GPA over 4.0.”
“I heard that Echols/Rodman Scholars are always chosen from the early decision pool.”
“I heard that Jefferson Scholars are always early decision applicants.”
It really goes on and on. No matter how many times I refute the rumors, people still think they “have” to apply early. Maybe the staff at Univesity of Deleware had the same conflict. They’ve just abondoned the early action/decision program completely (The Chronicle wrote about this last week).
Is this move a sign of things to come? I’m not sure. We’ve talked about the future of ED here and I think it will stay in place for the time being.
I wonder if students see ED as a positive thing (get accepted early, less applications to fill out) or as placing more pressure on them at a time when there is a considerable amount already on them.
So yeah, guess what?!? After about 2 years of waiting, Cowboy Mouth is finally coming back to CHARLOTTESVILLE!!!They will be playing at Starr Hill on June 22nd. If you can make the show, definitely tr…
Yeah… I know. I’ve kinda been rambling like a mad man with the opossums in me pantalones… as opposed to rabling like a mad man… with the opossums in me pantalones… yeah.
I’ve been trying to figure out how I feel about this blog and its future. I’ve been busy devouring movies from my back log… I’ve been distracted by good things, bad things, ugly things, and few really wonderful things happening in me life. I’ve been busy with the work. I’ve been busy with the lazy. And many, many other things… But I’ll try with time to get busy with the blog again.
The show shall go on!
For now… I shall chew on all the above, and pine for this fallen comrade.
Peace.
I love B-movies….those aweful, made for tv, disaster movies. The most recent one…10.5 Apocolypse….is just oozing with bad.
Like for example…..who in their right mind would fly a helicopter in front of a dam that was about to be overflowing with raging water during an earthquake?
Idiots! As the damn breaks, a huge chunk of the dam comes crashing on the helicopter, sending one of the main characters to his death! I guess the last thing on his mind was “OH DAMN! DAM!!!!!
Hehehe….that’s why I love B-movies.


I learned about a new photographic technique called High Dynamic Range (HDR) today. There’s a good summary here. Having had my share of photography classes I can understand what they’re talking about up front. Seeing the pictures I can see why you would want this.
A regular photo has a dynamic range of about 300:1. This is sort of like the contrast of the picture. Brights vs darks in the shot. One way to think about it is in a picture with greater dynamic range, you see more detail in shadows and highlights. OR you can preserve the shadows and highlights without loosing detail. The article I was reading suggested that cameras will ditch their built in flashes in the next 10 years, since the camera will be able to record a darker image more accurately.
The other way to look at this is cameras are going to be getting better at recording whatever we can see, the way we see it. Really that’s always been the goal of photography, record a moment and let us examine it with more detail than when we were in it.
If you check out flickr.com, there are many pictures tagged with HDR. They’re, for the most part, completely amazing. I wish I had time for a new hobby. I almost want to do this full time and make money on really high end weddings or something! yikes I’m having a hard time writing coherently on this.
The photographers of some of these pictures describe having made them using a tripod and several shots at different exposures. “Bracketing” as it were. There’s some technique to grab tones from different shots and combine them.
This really speaks to me in my typical “left and right brain” way. Having an architecture background and working as a computer programmer, I’m used to using both sides of my brain. What better way than using computers to make great photos?
Anyone want to set me up with $15,000 of equipment and 20-60 hours a week of free time to take this up?
In Charlottesville, Virginia (US):
Jeff Lavezzo



100% Ridiculous
My good buddy (and the Obi Won Kenobe of my own rock snobbery) has suggested that I do an entry about the Bruce Springsteen song “Backstreets,” in his words “probably the most moving rock’n'roll song ever written/performed. It is the pinnacle of what rock can be and express while staying squarely within the boundaries of good old rock.”
Although it had never occured to me to apply so many superlatives to “Backstreets,” it has always been my favorite Bruce Springsteen song and I could hardly agree more. What is “Backstreets”? For starters, it is one of the very best and certainly one of the most moving songs ever recorded. An absolute must-find if you do not already have every note memorized. He may not know this, but there is in fact an Italian Bruce Springsteen cover band entitled “The Backstreets: Band of Hope and Dreams” (see picture above) which is funny for at least 8 different reasons.
“Backstreets” will also be the center of the most ambitious (and probably therefore the most ridiculous) blog-entry to date: “Backstreets, Bruce Springsteen, and the Crisis of Masculinity”
One of the main reasons I call this friend my Obi-Won Kenobe of rock snobbery is that he convinced me to love Bruce Springsteen. As an overly cynical Bob Dylan enthusiast, I had previously written off the Boss as nothing more than the fist-pumping engine behind the “Born in the USA,” a song I still consider the equivalent of “God Bless the USA” or some other such red, white, and blue = black and white patriotic garbage. What I discovered in Bruce was a rare level of sophistication and intelligence paired with the energy, enthusiasm and gusto of ‘good rock and roll.’ And yet ‘good rock and roll’ never seems a mere vehicle for Springsteen, it is never the square hole for the round peg of ‘boss-ness’ but always seems like its most natural and only possible expression– as though Springsteen possessed some kind of deep wisdom that could only be expressed by rocking.
I remember my high school English teacher Mr. Gerencher– himself a fairly accomplished basement-dwelling rock snob– talking about how there were very rock stars that he actually would consider to be good people. An excellent observation. For all he has given the world musically and socially, Bob Dylan should be no one’s role model, as he genius renders him an anti-social hermit. Elvis Costello is almost certainly a pretentious asshole, and I wouldn’t want to meet Tom Waits in any kind of an alley. Mr. Gerencher was talking specifically about Paul Simon, but I think Bruce Springsteen is an even better example of a consumate rocker who is probably also a good person. Certainly not a perfect man, but ultimately good and relentlessly authentic.
Perhaps I am decieved, but this is my Bruce Springsteen: a man constantly at war with life’s imperfection, but one who battles difficulty and decadenza with his “boss-ness”– that ineffible cocktail of America, blue jeans, blue collars, and masculinity that is synonymous with ‘good rock and roll.’ Albert Camus wrote about rebellion as a way of finding meaning in existence, and Bruce’s is a kind of rebellion but not exactly the same kind of rebellion against absurdity. It is a rebellion based on the re-affirmation of life’s simple, uncorrupted beauties– in his own particular aesthetic vision:
Barefoot girl sitting on the hood of a Dodge
Drinking warm beer in the soft summer rain.
It is also perhaps fundamentally a celebration of the search for meaning as the ultimate meaning of life. If I had to characterize the most dominant motif in Springsteen, it would be the pursuit of the ideal that may not be fully known, but must exist, and must be pursued with diligence. Above all, the idea is to be in constant motion– constantly full of energy, searching for something, anything:
Some guys they just give up living
And start dying little by little, piece by piece
Some guys come home from work and wash up
And go racin’ in the street
This intense but imprecise quest is perhaps best mirrored by the spirit of ‘good rock and roll’ which may not always know exactly what it’s talking about, but it’s going to yell about it in driving 4/4 time.
If Bruce Springsteen were one of the poets I’ve been trained to write about, than “Backstreets” would probably be considered one of his major works, as it presents many of Springsteen’s major thematics in their purest and most memorable forms. Hmmm…. I think I’ll do commentary by verse.
First, there is the piano dominated intro, which lasts for over a minute. Then the drums kick in and this funky an organ starts playing. I love that part. It’s like when you go to see a play or a musical and the orchestra plays through the overture one time with the curtain still drawn and before the play starts, and it will frequently seem like musical microcosm of everything that will occur. That is the way this intro feels to me, but I don’t think I explained that very well.
One soft infested summer me and Terry became friends
Trying in vain to breathe the fire we was born in
Catching rides to the outskirts tying faith between our teeth
Sleeping in that old abandoned beach house getting wasted in the heat
And hiding on the backstreets, hiding on the backstreets
With a love so hard and filled with defeat
Running for our lives at night on them backstreets
Fantastic first verse, in which everything supports and builds out of the line “Trying in vain to breathe the fire we was born in.” The first verse is dominated by images of heat (soft infested summer, fire, wasted in the heat) which serves throughout as an image of intensity. Everything in Backstreets– everything in Springsteen– is intense: monumentally and soul-consumingly important– “a love so hard.” And filled with defeat. The struggle to survive in an adverse environment– to breathe the fire– is ultimately in vain. It is an extremely important, and perilous struggle but it is nothing if not intense: “running for our lives.” And yet curiously ‘hiding’ on the backstreets.
Slow dancing in the dark on the beach at Stockton’s Wing
Where desperate lovers park we sat with the last of the Duke Street Kings
Huddled in our cars waiting for the bells that ring
In the deep heart of the night to set us loose from everything
to go running on the backstreets, running on the backstreets
We swore we’d live forever on the backstreets we take it together
In the second verse, the image of the ‘desperate lovers’ reinforces the notion of a ‘love so hard and filled with defeat.’ If the dominant theme of the first verse is heat, here it is darkness (slow dancing in the dark, the deep heart of the night). The peaceful, innocent image of ’slow dancing’– an image of communion– is made desperate. This verse, and the song as a whole, represents a kind of ‘desperate community,’ united perhaps in their very desperation: the difficulty of breathing in their native fire. Here the desperate lovers and Duke Street Kings huddle in the cars and awaiting the liberating cover of darkness that will set them ‘loose from everything’ and permit them to ‘hide’ on the backstreets. “Running” replaces “Hiding” in the penultimate verse, suggesting– as the whole song suggests, that ‘running’ is merely another way to hide. Mortality returns as “We’d swore we’d live forever” occupies the position previously assigned to “Running for our lives.” The implications now seem somewhat more clear, here is a group of young people searching for the kind of illusory immortality present in constant, reckless motion. If it hasn’t already it hits us now that our protagonists are so young, for only the young sit in parked cars, and only the young believe they will live forever.
Endless juke joints and Valentino drag where dancers scraped the tears
Up off the street dressed down in rags running into the darkness
Some hurt bad some really dying at night sometimes it seemed
You could hear the whole damn city crying blame it on the lies that killed us
Blame it on the truth that ran us down you can blame it all on me Terry
It don’t matter to me now when the breakdown hit at midnight
There was nothing left to say but I hated him and I hated you when you went away
Unless I am mistaken, the song continues to crescendo here by changing keys, moving up a step or so for this verse. This is an amazing effect, because the song has already been so intense when Bruce gets to “Running on the Backstreets.” You thought he had noplace left to go and he goes up even higher. It’s literally like what Nigel Tuffnel talks about in Spinal tap: this one goes to eleven. So musically at this point we are up a notch at 11, and the stretch from “blame it on the lies that killed us /Blame it on the truth that ran us down you can blame it all on me Terry /It don’t matter to me now” is one of the most exhilirating in all of music. After this verse the song explodes into a break which sounds precisely like the intensification of the songs minute long intro.
Lyrically, the transition is equally intense. The Boss begins by evoking a setting not unlike Dylan’s ‘Desolation Row’– “Endless juke joints and Valentino drag.” Here truth catches up to the night. Night– that was previously a place to hide and a support for reckless behavior and fantasies of immortality peels back to reveal its reality: “some hurt bad some really dying.” “at night sometimes it seemed You could hear the whole damn city crying” perhaps the voice of sirens blaring, but certainly the voice of the real. In a very evocative image, the singer proposes blaming ‘the truth that ran us down’– which squares very nicely with the image of running as hiding from the truth.
Laying here in the dark you’re like an angel on my chest
Just another tramp of hearts crying tears of faithlessness
Remember all the movies, Terry, we’d go see
Trying to learn how to walk like heroes we thought we had to be
And after all this time to find we’re just like all the rest
Stranded in the park and forced to confess
To hiding on the backstreets, hiding on the backstreets
We swore forever friends on the backstreets until the end
Hiding on the backstreets, hiding on the backstreets
Although I am fuzzy on the plot details, in this song. (I’m never much concerned with plot). It seems that either Terry or the singer or both are really dying, killed by either the lies or the truth or at any rate killed by the discrepancy between reality and posture. The most important part of this lyric is the line:
Remember all the movies, Terry, we’d go see
Trying to learn how to walk like heroes we thought we had to be
Yes, the line that christened the world’s greatest Julliard-bound Springsteen frontman (The Heroes), but also astonishingly poignant– and I believe crucially relevant. This was always a line that struck me as particularly excellent, but it took sitting down and really picking this song apart for me to fully appreciate it.
Again, we are struck with the youth of our protagonists. I picture them as teenagers with buckets of popcorn watching Western movies with John Wayne. At any rate, we see that the song has perhaps been fundamentally about “posturing”– Trying to learn how to walk like heroes we thought we had to be. Terry and friend’s recklessness has been perhaps primarily based in the imitation of these heroes. They seem once again innocent and childlike, they wanted to walk like the heroes they saw in the movies. Their recklessness now seems merely a mask for insecurity– hiding on the backstreets from the same ‘everything’ they cut loose from in the night.
Which brings me to the point that I actually want to discuss, which is more material for a traditional blog, but since I have launched my discussion with snobbery I think it will be okay. Masculinity is in crisis. I’m stating this as a problem. I don’t have any solutions. I will say that upfront. I also realize this isn’t really news to anyone.
I watched a documentary this summer on PBS that addressed the issue of a crisis in masculinity. It was called Boys, and was very good. It traced groups of teenage boys from various backgrounds. I remember as I watched it that the overwhelming pattern seemed to be that all of the boys seemed to share a need to perform their masculinity in some way. In order to do so, they looked for models of masculinity: Trying to learn how to walk like the heroes we thought we had to be. This frequently leads to extreme posturing– of exactly the kind engaged in by Springsteen’s Terry and friends. t was the same basic pattern for both the priveledged football captains and the inner-city gangbangers. In order to mask their sadness and insecurity– which they viewed as both a sign of weakness and as unmasculine– they put on a mask of toughness, recklessness, or extreme normality– conforming to the most traditional possible model of masculinity. Of course, the nature of this model of ultra-masculinity differed tremendously in the two settings.
There was also the story of a young boy who did not perform his masculinity in traditional ways and as a result failed to bond with his contemporaries. He was made an outcast and obviously branded a homosexual.
While watching this documentary, it occured to me that performances of masculinity– playing sports, drinking beer and cruising chicks,etc– also represent one of the primary ways in which men bond. They also, of course promote very dangerous thought patterns. But I actually remember having the ridiculous thought that if I had been less secure about my own masculinity I might have actually had more friends. It made me think a lot about how I never managed to make friends during college– which is basically the easiest place in the world to make friends, or would seem so– but I could never do it. I always told myself that it was because I was simply uninterested in the kinds of things that people did. I have always thought there was something wrong with me, but at the end of the day I can’t say that it is because I am not ‘masculine’– I am probably extremely masculine, but sometimes wish that I wasn’t so I would at least have an excuse for being such a misfit.
The crisis in masculinity has been on my mind for a long time, but recent trends in television advertisement have pushed this issue back to the forefront of my concerns. Advertising fascinates me, and I believe that it offers a very interesting window into currents of thought. Masculinity (and obviously femininity as well) is a sticky, sticky situation and I’m not sure and I’m not sure that I have any clear opinions, but I felt like typing about it; which is what blogs are for– a space for people without friends to spew their opinions about things.
There are currently at least four or five major companies who are running advertising campaigns based exclusively on some kind of an attempt to define masculinity. I am sure that you have noticed this. Burger King– whose ads with ‘The King’ I appreciated so much– is now running a campaign based on a repudiation of ‘chick food’– I am hungry, I am man! One of the cookie-cutter restaurants, I think it is TGIFridays is running a similar concept in which a man’s “Vegetable Medley!” is rejected as insufficiently masculine, until he holds up a “Sausage!” that meets with approval (Quiet down, Dr. Freud). There are others as well, I think there is a deodorant campaign. OH! I forgot! This is another good one, when Howie Long pulls up in a giant truck and scolds a man for looking at an insufficiently masculine dog. At any rate, I don’t think I even need to go in search of examples because the pattern is so abundantly clear.
The most poignant of these ad campaigns features a panel of beer-drinkers who will establish a set of “Man Rules.” I have only seen a couple of these but, they involve things like whether you can take back unopened beer that you bring to a party or date your friend’s ex-girlfriend. Think about that for one second in your critical hat. Budweiser or Miller (I have never been able to tell their ad campaigns apart, except that I remember the frogs said budweiser, largely because there are three of them and it has three syllables.) has assembled a panel of the ‘heroes’ of masculinity– they’ve got Burt Reynolds, Jerome Bettis, a wrestler, and other people I should probably recognize– I think the guy who got his arm trapped under a rock and had to chew it off in order to survive. But anyway, these guys are supposed to be sitting around giving form to the ‘Man Rules’
The point is that advertising has begun to pray on insecurities about the nature of masculinity. All of this is presented as humor and– while I admit that the idea of Burt Reynolds chairing such a panel is funny and I did find The Man Show very funny– I also think that this is very dangerous. At the most basic level, we don’t need anything else to fan the flames of anti-homosexual sentiment in this country. Other than conservative religious groups, this sentiment is highest among practitioners of a kind of ‘frat-boy’ masculinity– which is exactly the target audience for all of these ad campaigns. (Speaking of ‘frat-boy’ masculinity, I read an article a couple weeks ago about the development of a new brand of literature oriented towards this target audience, based around things like beer and promiscuous sex, which is designed to correspond to the market for ‘chick literature’ with plots about so-called ‘feminine’ pursuits like lipstick and shopping).
I hate thinking about this. I have absolutely no desire to be masculine, or to understand what that means. I hate ‘intellectually’ knowing that a stable definition of masculinity is impossible and perhaps not even desirable while at the same time I see the amount of regressive behavior, violence, and intolerance that seems to stem precisely from the incessant posturing of masculinity– trying to learn how to walk like the heroes we thought we had to be.
As Derrida would have it– and probably correctly– the definition of ‘masculinity’ is going to be dependant on the definition of every other term in the massive system of language. Perhaps fundamentally it depends on the definition of its opposite ‘femininity’– a term that I has obviously undergone such a dramatic change in the last 100 years. I can’t help but see masculinity as somewhat ‘behind.’ It seems to have failed to re-invent itself in a positive way. I am not referring to realities here, but to the presumed stable referrant of the word– the referrant that would be addressed by say, advertising. To be perfectly clear, you would get sued instantly– and perhaps correctly– for an advertising campaign that drew up the “Girl rules,” or criticized female behaviors as too masculine. Paris, don’t look at that German shepherd, don’t you think this purse dog is more your speed? You just wouldn’t see it.
“Masculinity” as an ‘advertising concept’– and everything that implies about its perception in a culture of consumers– it seems, has failed to adjust. Or has adjusted in the wrong way, by agressively protecting its difference from the other term (”homosexuals are girlie-men”) rather than trying to find a progressive stance in the middle. In my opinion– in most people’s opinion– femininity is now a ‘healthier’ concept because females are allowed to exhibit traditionally masculine behaviors (or at least we are heading that way). Men, however, should resist the seduction of ‘chick food’ (which is presumably healthy) and engorge themselves on beer, cheeseburgers and chicken wings.
My conclusion is that I am going to go get some beer and chicken wings, not as a performance of masculinity, but because I honestly like beer and chicken wings. Damnit.
The UK has seen a number of compliance regulations come into effect recently. Here is yet another proposal for one in regard to VoIP. I can imagine an IT Director’s angst when hearing this news. The amount of infrastructure alone can be overwhelming if you need to get store these messages. Of course, once you have them, what do you do with them?
It will be interesting to see what happens.
IT Week Article:
VoIP may be next for archiving regulations
Several months ago I shared the results on work that a group of us did on the concept of Knowledge Navigation, an area of inquiry that included the idea of tacit and explicit knowledge. The latter is what is available in books, the internet or other forms of publically accessible depositories. The former, tacit knowledge, is what we have in our minds, the information that is gathered, processed and shaped by us on an ongoing basis. Lawyers, doctors, salesmen, nurses and, yes, financial advisors, are good examples of those professions that require the ability to synthesize information, see the patterns in the abstract, and form conclusions for the next course of action. Up until now the link between such “knowledge workers” and the growth of a company has been difficult to quantify.
A new study by McKinsey & Company of 8,000 companies has formed the basis for a better understanding of how the tacit knowledge worker may contribute more to the profitability of a company than has been known. James Manyika, a McKinsey Partner, discusses the results of the research on his article “The Coming Imperative for the World’s Knowledge Economy” on page 13 of today’s copy of the Financial Times (US edition). As Mr. Manyika writes: “Management must shift its focus from efficiency to effectiveness, which requires changing from measurement of output to measures of output, fostering organizational change, learning, collaboration and innovation”. We at ASC take this advice to heart In fact, we have been pushing the envelope on finding ways to share ideas through innovative ways with our clients for the last 15 years. In the end, most financial advisors can access the same information. It is how our firm’s collective experience and approach to selecting and sharing information that may be most appropriate for our clients that sets us apart.
Howdy folks! Been awhile I know. I made a pilgrimage to Suffolk Virginia only to discover, to my great disappointment, that I’d misheard the boasts that it is the “penis capital of the world.” What was actually said was, “it’s the peanut capital of the world.” I guess with the window down and the Berry White blasting… it just got twisted on its way to my ear. This really did bum me out. I thought I’d found the perfect setting for Brokeback Mountain 2: The Evening Star. Sadly, the place was just rows and rows of salty nuts. Though they were fun to suck on, bought a couple bags for the road.
But anyway… I’m digressing. There is important late breaking news hot of the presses from several days ago that I must report to you. It seems that the Department of Homeland Security has discovered a new threat to America. One more treacherous than Kim Joug-il, more plushie than Saddam Hussein, and more… um… not tall than Osama bin Laden! Forget the avian flu, never mind the sex trade and immigration issues and put aside those piercing debates over which new game consol is going to rock the others trousers off. THIS IS NOT A TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER! For we have a real threat upon us right now. We’ve got Richard Kelly. No, not the Who Wants to be a Millionaire dude and the gal that replaced Kathie Lee “I eat babies for Christmas” Gifford. (Though I’d agree, the latter in particular is more dangerous than a syringe of rancid mayonnaise between your toes.) No, I’m talking about Richard “Donnie Darko” Kelly! Now… anyone who saw his director’s cut of Donnie Darko, is already aware that we are dealing with a dangerously unstable person. A person who is reckless enough to think trusting Tony “I’m a midlife crisis that makes Oliver Stone look GOOD!” Scott with a script! (Domino… anyone?)
Apparently, Homeland is investigating Richard Kelly as a possible terrorist because there is a guy named James Kelly on their terrorist list. That’s about the best I could dig up. I Googled him and got several sites saying the same thing over and over. That makes me think this might just be a false rumor spreading across the web. The story seems a little odd. Especially under the current climate. The fact that some speculation about this being over his new film Southland Tales and its comments on post 9/11 Homeland Security procedures almost makes me want to yell “publicity stunt!” Still, we are living in an age where films that criticize do actually get some flak. Most notably, the documentary This Film Has Not Yet Rated, which looks at the MPAA and how films get rated. It critiques the rating system… so they gave it an NC-17 rating to ensure it would not get a large release… and Blockbuster. So it’s not impossible, but still not likely.
I really hope this isn’t real. I mean, sure, it would totally kick ass if Steve Earl got to write Richard Kelly Blues and stir up the sedition fearing rightwing. It could be the biggest scandal since… well… R. Kelly! But the fact is all that juiciness ain’t gonna get squeezed. Look at Richard Kelly’s Donnie Darko fallowing… If someone puts him under the guillotine… we’re gonna get another Green Day album. That’s the kinda thing that makes the baby Jesus cry the big anime tears. Nobody wants that. So I’m hoping it’s a joke.
Oh and before I get mobbed about Donnie Darko being the greatest film of all time… I love the film. The so called “director’s cut” is what pissed me off. It’s kinda like how star wars fans got pissed with the special editions and shit. If anyone is really going to lose sleep over this, I’ll try and break it down some time down the road.
Also… I have not written a review of Brokeback Mountain… but seeing as I’m looking to write the straight-to-DVD sequel, it can be safely assumed that I did see the film. There are a lot of reasons I have yet to get around to it, mostly the same reasons I haven’t gotten around to reviewing anything in a while, but the big one is I didn’t have anything to add. All those reviews that say it amazing and great and stuff… they’re right. That’s all. It’s a really fucking good movie. Don’t care how you feel about gay people. The movie is GOOD. I’m a feminist (and a satirist, so quit laughing!) and that didn’t stop me from LOVE-ING Hustle and Flow. Why? Because it’s an amazing movie. I love how old these films feel. Not dated. I mean, that feeling when you watch a film like Get Carter and you see that look on Michel Caine’s face when he watches the porno his little niece was in, tears rolling down his eyes. (Much ass kicking follows this scene by the way. It wasn’t directed by Todd Solondz after all.) You see, scenes like that… you get this feeling in your gut. You can’t help but mumble… they don’t make them like that anymore. But lately they’ve come mighty damn close. These last couple years have produced a hell of a of a lot of damn good movies. You just have to look for them.
Anyway, all I could add about Brokeback, is that making a movie about gay cowboys and trying to avoid it being seen as a “gay cowboy movie” is hard, so it’s probably not wise to name one of the characters JACK TWIST. That’s asking for a buttload of dumb jokes. Oddly I seem to be the only person on the web that caught it. Everyone has been busy cracking on the name of the film.
“Huh-huh. Brokeback Mounting!”
“Yeah, yeah. Huh-huh… More like Smoke Crack Spouting!”
Ok, again I’m probably the only one that got THAT creative. Most of them were too dirt dumb to mention and I think you get the point.
Speaking of dumb. Everyone who thought Brokeback wouldn’t make any money. Yeah… kinda dumb there. You have two of the hottest young men in Hollywood… potentially getting it on. If it were Salma Heyak and Scarlet Johansson… no one would be talking… they’d be too busy with the old JACK TWIST. Girls like da hot gay love too (though I must admit Ang seriously let them down in that department.)
The thing that struck me most about the Brokeback though, is that Randy Quaid gave perhaps the performance of his career… and nobody even noticed. That pissed me off. Rock on Randy. Ang… you need to give this man more solid work.
Well… that’s it. Hope we don’t get anymore Green Day albums. The opossums have spoken!
Peace.
I’ve been working on some javascript code for a client site and found a good use for binding event listeners through javascript rather than inline. There are several pages I need to add javascript code to expand each textarea on focus and collapse it on blur. So I wrote this simple function using Prototype:
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var expandTextArea = function(event){ Event.element(event).rows = 10; }.bindAsEventListener(this); |
The part I was unfamiliar with was .bindAsEventListener(this). It comes from the Prototype framework and is defined:
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Function.prototype.bindAsEventListener = function(object) { var __method = this; return function(event) { return __method.call(object, event || window.event); } } |
While studying this, I found Simon Willison’s A Reintroduction to Javascript. I highly recommend it. At the bottom of his discussion of custom objects, he describes how to use apply() and call(). I’m not sure if my understanding is correct, but it reads to me as:
The callbacks and closures are really interesting, if a bit difficult to understand, in Javascript. I welcome comments!
I’ve been working on some javascript code for a client site and found a good use for binding event listeners through javascript rather than inline. There are several pages I need to add javascript code to expand each textarea on focus and collapse it on blur. So I wrote this simple function using Prototype:
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var expandTextArea = function(event){ Event.element(event).rows = 10; }.bindAsEventListener(this); |
The part I was unfamiliar with was .bindAsEventListener(this). It comes from the Prototype framework and is defined:
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Function.prototype.bindAsEventListener = function(object) { var __method = this; return function(event) { return __method.call(object, event || window.event); } } |
While studying this, I found Simon Willison’s A Reintroduction to Javascript. I highly recommend it. At the bottom of his discussion of custom objects, he describes how to use apply() and call(). I’m not sure if my understanding is correct, but it reads to me as:
The callbacks and closures are really interesting, if a bit difficult to understand, in Javascript. I welcome comments!


I came across a column by Josiah Bunting (President of the Guggenheim Foundation, author, Rhodes Scholar, former Superintendent of the Virginia Military Institute) written for the Richmond Times Dispatch in 2002 titled “Leadership Qualities: Studies of War, History Should be Lifelong Pursuits” in which the author pulls from Thucydides’ work on war and politics in the Attic colony some 2,500 years ago. Thucydides, Bunting writes, “saw life steadily and saw it whole”. By this I believe he meant that we can gain great wisdom from the counsel of history if we are willing to avoid impugning the integrity of others with whom we might disagree. Today, we are faced with the rancor of politicians who are full of certitude, jockeying for the latest photo op and castigating the opposition for their lack of patriotism. Again reaching back to Athens Bunting suggests:
“One qualification seems to be common of all leaders of democracies that prepare for war and fight wars successfully: a willingness, born both of necessity and compulsion, to engage their citizens in conversation about their policies, and to do so (think of Pericles, of the Younger Pitt, of George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Winston Churchill and FDR) with a magnanimous spirit, a consciousness of the terrible costs that will have to be borne, and the uncounterfeitable eloquence that rises from honest, educated conviction”
We in the business of finance can take our cue from Bunting and seek out opportunities to study our history, extrapolate its truths and share them with others. We can also learn from the Athenians to live life in its sense of wholeness, of purpose and of clarity. Too often we seek only what is most self gratifying rather than what is best for all concerned. Lets hope that we all read more history.
I’ve already written about my love for New Orleans. For those “in the know”, yes JazzFest ran the last two weeks and no, I wasn’t there this year. MSN had a live stream for some of the shows, so I got to watch a bit of the festivities. Another local blogger posted a link to some photos from the weekend.
Anyway, scrolling through my Headline News this morning (a daily email about UVA in the news), one of the stories jumped out at me:
U.VA. ARCHITECTURE STUDENTS COMPETE TO REBUILD NEW ORLEANS
Of course I had to check it out.
The students competed with professionals and were recognized for their talents from the 275 entries. The judges selected two winners, three commended projects and about 20 others for exhibition.
Projects by finalists are currently on display at New Orleans’s Ogden Museum of Art and will be exhibited at the American Institute of Architects convention in Los Angeles in June. Winning designs will be published in the June issue of Architectural Record magazine with selected designed posted on the McGraw-Hill Construction Web sites.
I’ll definitely be picking up Archtectural Record (okay, maybe reading it in the aisle at Barnes & Noble) when the next issue comes out.
I know I usually focus on “issues” on this blog and stay away from being a newsletter, but this was such a great story that I had to post about it.
Spent an entire day packing up my stuff, starting about five minutes after my last exam yesterday and continuing until . . . well, about five minutes ago, actually. I took a break to watch some television (Veronica Mars was excellent! I think it got me through the whole packing out experience), but other than that it was pretty much straight packing except for the five hours of sleep I got.
I was surprised how different packing out of my dorm was now compared to last year. This time was so much harder! I threw out half my stuff just so that I wouldn’t have to pack it, and even then my suitcase is stuffed so full that my older brother complained, repeatedly, that just carrying it was “going to give me a hernia.”
I have decided to become a minimalist and to own only things that are strictly “essential.” I have also resolved to become an English major so I can write my own dictionary and literally redefine the word “essential.”
If this entry is not coherent, it is only because I’m not.
On a whim, I put on my DVD of the Simpsons “Whacking Day” episode. It turns out that today, May 10, is Whacking Day! Go Barry White…
On a whim, I put on my DVD of the Simpsons “Whacking Day” episode. It turns out that today, May 10, is Whacking Day! Go Barry White…