OK! OK! I said “daily updates”. But you see, had I updated over the weekend, it would have been a blog entry consisting of me copy/pasting the following:
I HATE ARKANSAS. I HATE ARKANSAS. I HATE ARKANSAS. I HATE ARKANSAS. I HATE ARKANSAS. I HATE ARKANSAS. I HATE ARKANSAS. I HATE ARKANSAS. I HATE ARKANSAS. I HATE ARKANSAS. I HATE ARKANSAS. I HATE ARKANSAS.
After the New Orleans show, the band headed home or wherever they go because we had two days off! Woo! So the bus became “The Crew Bus” and we lounged around and watched TV and ate all the food we could. (In a matter of 2 hours, while watching Crank Yankers, I, alone, ate a bag of turkey jerky, half a bag of tortilla chips, a small box of cocoa krispies, 2 sodas, 2 waters, and a brownie) From New Orleans, LA to Fayetteville, Arkansas (our next destination) it’s a 14 hour drive. So even when I fell asleep at around 4:30 in the morning on Saturday…I woke up around 11 and we were stopped at a Wal-Mart somewhere in central Arkansas. We stopped a truck stop soon after and me and Brian, one of the crew guys, made a mentos-coke bomb. If you don’t know what that is, YouTube it as soon as you’re done here. You’ll thank me.
We finally arrived in Fayetteville and we all got hotel rooms to hang out for the rest of our “off time”. Wanna know what I did for the next two days? Watched TV. The end. Oh well, atleast I got to shower for the first time since before I got on my first plane. Ew? Yes.
Finally yesterday decided to show up. I couldn’t have looked forward to working more than I did yesterday. The venue was like 8 blocks from the hotel. I could have walked and made it there before the bus did. We set up, and my friend Sarah (along with her friend Tyler), whom I know from The Early November Message Boards, came and visited!

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Guess where we went to dinner? Here’s a hint:

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And in case you live under a rock, didn’t have a childhood, or are just lame, here’s a better hint:

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CHUCK E. CHEESE’S
F00LZ!!!! Take that! PWNED!!1! We ate pizzas that were about the size of our hands and then went and played nothing but Skeeball for the next 45 minutes. I spent $8 in tokens on skiball. I ended up with 126 tickets. I think Chuck E. served me (holy crap I should be on The (white) Rapper Show). I bought a giant rubber spider and a plastic ring for Jenna with my tickets. And then guess who came out of the back!!! CHUCK E. CHEESE HIMSELF! Check out these creepy pictures.

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This Chuck E. Cheese was a complete throwback. The prizes. The games. THE ANIMATRONIC BAND! It was package deal in Fayetteville, Arkansas. They even had a crane game for ICE CREAM SANDWICHES! WTF?! I never thought I’d say this, but I’ve grown to like Arkansucks. Many thanks to Sarah for that one.

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I got Sarah on the guestlist for last night’s show. She hung out with me ALLLLL night at the merch table. What a doll. We talked and danced a lot and ate candy. It was a good night. Can’t say the same as far as merch goes. I’m down to ONE (ugly) green RRFB shirt and one track jacket. As well as some other odds and end, but c’mon…ONE shirt? Local bands from Charlottesville have more than that. The good news is I’ve been campaigning for new merch since last tour, which WILL arrive to me by our next shows in Colorado on Saturday.
Today I woke up in Tulsa, Oklahoma. This is OFFICIALLY the farthest west I’ve traveled in my life. Everything here is flat and…flat? Tulsa’s a quiet little place with like 2 1/2 skyscrapers a lot of theatre and show life going on. It’s nice here. Just…with the flatness…c’mon.
Show’s about to start. The band and crew fly out tomorrow morning for some private dates. So Steve (our bus driver) and I have the bus to ourselves. PARTYYYY!!! And by party I mean watch TV and sleep during the 10 hour drive to Boulder, Colorado. W00t.
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And look how awesome me and Sarah are:

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